mjalti:

biggest heartbreak was like I always wanted to be a detective & solve murders but then I found out that that meant I would have to join the p*lice

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(via just-funny-posts)

qstronaut:

me: *says the vaguest most incoherent shit ever*

me: you know what i mean :/

(via thebootydiaries)

you still gotta flirt with her, even if she’s ur girl

thebootydiaries:

My friends(don’t have tumblr): have u seen this meme lol, it was on the ‘best of tumblr’ facebook page, tumblr is so funny

Me, a tumblr gremlin: haha yeah lol, think i’ve seen that one before lol

Me (what I really mean): you fools. I am plugged into the mainframe, wired to the primary source. Of course have seen that meme, and all 5000 of it’s variants, 3 and a half months ago. I have seen the rise and fall of that meme, the boom and bust, the drama, the pain, the shitposting, oh god, the shitposting. I have seen this meme in it’s rawest, freshest, unpasturised, most primal state. Do not insult me with these rank, stale puddles, that sit at the very base of the meme trickle down economy.

(via thebootydiaries)

clockatrice:
“ monopropellant:
“ dunyun-rings:
“ I saw some great pigeons the other day
”
these are normal pigeons
”
yes but they’re great
” clockatrice:
“ monopropellant:
“ dunyun-rings:
“ I saw some great pigeons the other day
”
these are normal pigeons
”
yes but they’re great
”

clockatrice:

monopropellant:

dunyun-rings:

I saw some great pigeons the other day

these are normal pigeons

yes but they’re great

(via thebootydiaries)

legalfunnybunny:

marcgiela:

mercedesbenzodiazepine:

What the FUCK is this I’m dying

me outside the club

me when it’s 10:31am and I want an Egg McMuffin

(via thebootydiaries)

poefinn:

poefinn:

poefinn:

College Professor who knows their stuff and is well versed and up to date on their material: Hello today we’ll be talking abo-

White Guy who sits at the front of the class, and talks either at the speed of sound or the speed of a snail: ACTUALLY, ACCORDING TO THE ENCYCLOPEDIA OF- [derails the lecture by 20 minutes because hes an Intellectual]

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A sequel

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(via eddiesfavoritelobster)

egberts:

aciijess:

mpregbert:

mpregbert:

omfg i just choked on my poop and almost got it all over the competur that was close

POP

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this is it, this is the post that started everything

(via only1600kids)

kimuracarter:
“ ultralaser:
“ thatidomagirl:
“ ondestol:
“ Grandma… It’s me, Anastasia!
”
I hate you all
”
gandalf wins for dramatically removing his cape to reveal a second cape.
”
God bless this post
”

kimuracarter:

ultralaser:

thatidomagirl:

ondestol:

Grandma… It’s me, Anastasia!

I hate you all

gandalf wins for dramatically removing his cape to reveal a second cape.

God bless this post

(via itsagifnotagif)

jackfrostftw:

what time is it

tumblr time

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procrastination

(via just-funny-posts)

rebagled:

*aggressively doesn’t know*

(via itsagifnotagif)

cleopatronising:
“ what is this show it looks like a showcase of Rihanna’s hair through the ages
” cleopatronising:
“ what is this show it looks like a showcase of Rihanna’s hair through the ages
”

cleopatronising:

what is this show it looks like a showcase of Rihanna’s hair through the ages

(via only1600kids)

celticpyro:

libertarirynn:

garbage-empress:

omegajako:

historical-nonfiction:

Bugs Bunny accidentally transformed the word nimrod into a synonym for idiot because nobody got a joke where he sarcastically compared Elmer Fudd to the Biblical figure Nimrod, a mighty hunter.

Etymology is ridiculous and terrifying sometimes

Bugs Bunny is more powerful than God

He also solidified the idea of rabbits loving carrots when carrots actually carry very little nutritional value for rabbits. The funniest part of that is that the original joke was a reference to a Clark Gable film where Gable munches on a carrot, it was never meant to imply that rabbits love carrots. The Clark Gable reference would’ve been obvious to audiences in the 40s but it has been pretty much lost to time.

Bugs Bunny has too much power and should be feared.

(via miss-julie-bird)